use Perl or die;
When I started out
I used to use it only for my CGIs
Now there’s no doubt
And I’m finally beginning now to realize
It’s like a knife, and I’m like a Swiss
When we’re solving problems we never miss and still
It’s never enough, it’s never enough, no, it’s never enough...
I don’t tend to worry about what other language people say
And I’m learning that there is a whole lot more than just one way
Call me crazy, but it really doesn’t matter
All that matters to me is Perl!
Perl 5, in a nutshell
No way is the right way to do it
It’s so easy to write, but
It’s not always easy to read, to read
I memorized all the special variables there in the docs
I ruined my eyes reading every manpage on my colo box
I write a function, I write a test
When I code extremely I don’t get stressed and still
It’s never enough, it’s never enough, no, it’s never enough...
Well I fell down
With nothing there to catch me from falling
Then Perl came around
And only its eclecticness stopped me from losing my job, now...
I’m OK and that’s why....
Perl 5, in a nutshell
No way is the right way to do it
It’s so easy to write, but
It’s not always easy to read
I don’t tend to worry about what other language people say
And I’m learning that there is a whole lot more than just one way
Call me crazy, but it really doesn’t matter
All that matters to me is Perl!
